February 2012
I think I wanna be Bisexual!!
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Me: Rawr
Bf: Whats wrong with you
Me: I feel like King kong on cocaine
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
people say hates a stong word but why do they...
ight this is what he said what should i do ?
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Dear Summer,
Since i met you we’ve been best buds, to girlfriend and boyfriend, to ex’s, to “friends with benefits.” You were the best girlfriend i had in a while, you were calm, not over the top, not shitty, and didnt cheat on me. In fact you were perfect, granted you didnt have dark hair, which i kinda like, you are still hot to me. I love your jokes, you have the best...
Eat My Deck: Dear Summer, →
eatmydeck:
Since i met you we’ve been best buds, to girlfriend and boyfriend, to ex’s, to “friends with benefits.” You were the best girlfriend i had in a while, you were calm, not over the top, not shitty, and didnt cheat on me. In fact you were perfect, granted you didnt have dark hair, which i kinda like,…
Anonymous asked: be his valentine
Anonymous asked: hey i think this guy likes you
Anonymous asked: so my friends wondering if you can be his valentine
Anonymous asked: you should be tyree's valentine
Anonymous asked: Hey any idea who ur valentine is? make it him
Anonymous asked: you should be tyree's valentine! I know he'd love it! <3
Anonymous asked: hey there be my valentine ? <3
Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
January 2012
Dear makers of cherry medicine, →
epic-humor:
Have you ever tasted a damn cherry?
Sincerely, the world.
Your life is meaningless without following this blog!